Results In: Permenant Damage Found!

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Posted by Misty | Posted in Book Rants! | Posted on 13-10-2009 | No comments

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thekeeperA few weeks ago I had a conversation with one of my boys at work. It was not a new conversation, just one that tends to spark controversy, make a person really think about the things (entertainment or otherwise) that they subject themselves to on a daily basis, (TV, Movies, Games…etc) Anyways, (sorry…I’m babbling) the end result, the piece de resistance, the conclusion to my friends musing was that I have become, for a lack of a better term, desensitized.

I watch TV shows filled with murder and mayhem, I read books that obsess about the details of brain matter and disemboweled animals, and never once (with the exception of the “The Mist” that screwed me all the hell up.) have I been mentally affected by a book in the way that “The Keeper” did.

This book was a horror book. A hold someone’s hand, say your nightly prayers, hide it in the freezer type of book, and to be honest, I’m not even sure if I liked it. I love a good scare but this book was pure dementia, I was less concerned about the likelihood of the author (“Sarah Langan”) eating paint chips as a child and more concerned with the fact that she may have actually been drinking turpentine instead. There is no other way I can explain how “THIS” could come out of any sane person’s brain.

Picture a small town, quaint, quiet, filled with loving people who take pride in its growth and spend their Sundays playing on the front lawn with their children. Now picture the complete opposite… Welcome to Bedford.

Bedford is THE metaphorical boiling pot for the wicked, every possible self destructive, masochistic, demonic, amoral, drunk, rebellious, schizophrenic, psychopathic person available lives here. The towns patrons however, instead of convicting themselves of the crimes they have committed, decide it is better to blame others. One person actually, and her name is Susan.

Susan is crazy. There is absolutely no other way to put it. She sees the things that go bump in the night, and likes to shove those bumpy things back into the heads of the people that they came from… while the sleep.

She walks the town in a daze, she does not speak, and eventfully she dies. Only…she doesn’t exactly stay dead.

Susan returns with a little surprise…she returns with everyone’s nightmares.

Imagine being killed by your insecurities, your worst crime, your deepest darkest secret, imagine that the thing you have tried so desperately to hide comes to light, that no matter how hard you try, no matter how much you struggle you know that in the end, YOU will also go crazy, just like Susan!

This is what happens to the little town of Bedford. There is no light at the end of the tunnel, no ending redemption, just a town hunted by greed, and deception.

This is what happens when people pretend to be what they are not.

This is what happens when God shuts the door on you.

And this is what happens when the Devil opens that door back up.

This book is NOT for everyone, it is NOT happy, and it will leave you drained. If you want a “crazy” read…then more power to you, but for the majority of you? Save your time, and your mental stability, because this one was structured to make you question everything, Even yourself.

Happy day my Kindle-ites, and remember, if the system doesn’t find justice, something else will.

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(2.5/5)

Its A Free For All!!

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Posted by Misty | Posted in Writers Block! | Posted on 28-09-2009 | 1 comment

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Hello! my fellow Kindle-ites, lucky for you I had a complete lack of motivation today and as a result;  I shuffled aimlessly through a whopping 2,500 Kindle downloads and found a few free ones that look interesting.  No, I have not read these yet, yes they are on my Kindle waiting patiently for my attention, and of course, when I am done I will write a snarky little review just for you reading pleasure, until then…live on the edge, grab that bungee cord and jump your bored ass over the bridge.. THEY ARE FREE!!! DOWNLOAD THEM!!!! What are you going to lose? Your pride? I promise… I won’t tell.

Happy Reading!


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Let the Feeding Frenzy Begin!

thekeeperFrom Publishers Weekly

In her assured but overstuffed horror debut, Langan lovingly crafts the struggling town of Bedford, Maine, its unlucky inhabitants and the troubling history of the town’s shuttered paper mill, before tearing it all to bloody pieces. Bedford is haunted by the beautiful Susan Marley, a damaged young woman who wanders the streets and never speaks a word, stirring “feeling[s] of something undone, something quite wrong, at the sight of her.” Those feelings are strongest in Susan’s maladjusted little sister, Liz, wracked with guilt over Susan’s fate; their mother, who refuses to acknowledge her wayward daughter’s existence; and alcoholic high school teacher Paul Martin, who once had an affair with Susan. Susan’s fall to her death in the final, rain-soaked days of winter triggers a series of events that bring the buried secrets of the town to terrifying reality—people and animals rise from the dead, and a spirit of homicidal rage grips the living. Fighting to survive, Langan’s characters come brilliantly to life, their inner conflicts rendered in sharp but exhausting detail at once expansive and constricting, slowing the narrative to a crawl just before it whips into frenzied, graphic violence. This is horror on a big scale, akin to the more ambitious work of Stephen King, and though Langan’s enormous imagination can slow her narrative, this effective debut promises great things to come. (Oct.)

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perdido_street_station_usAmazon.com Review

When Mae West said, “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful,” she could have been talking about China Miéville’s Perdido Street Station. The novel’s publication met with a burst of extravagant praise from Big Name Authors and was almost instantly a multiaward finalist. You expect hyperbole in blurbs; and sometimes unworthy books win awards, so nominations don’t necessarily mean much. But Perdido Street Station deserves the acclaim. It’s ambitious and brilliant and–rarity of rarities–sui generis. Its clearest influences are Mervyn Peake’s Gormenghast trilogy and M. John Harrison’s Viriconium books, but it isn’t much like them. It’s Dickensian in scope, but fast-paced and modern. It’s a love song for cities, and it packs a world into its strange, sprawling, steam-punky city of New Crobuzon. It can be read with equal validity as fantasy, science fiction, horror, or slipstream. It’s got love, loss, crime, sex, riots, mad scientists, drugs, art, corruption, demons, dreams, obsession, magic, aliens, subversion, torture, dirigibles, romantic outlaws, artificial intelligence, and dangerous cults.


Generous, gaudy, grand, grotesque, gigantic, grim, grimy, and glorious, Perdito Street Station is a bloody fascinating book. It’s also so massive that you may begin to feel you’re getting too much of a good thing; just slow down and enjoy.

Yes, but what is Perdido Street Station about? To oversimplify: the eccentric scientist Isaac Dan der Grimnebulin is hired to restore the power of flight to a cruelly de-winged birdman. Isaac’s secret lover is Lin, an artist of the khepri, a humano-insectoid race; theirs is a forbidden relationship. Lin is hired (rather against her will) by a mysterious crime boss to capture his horrifying likeness in the unique khepri art form. Isaac’s quest for flying things to study leads to verification of his controversial unified theory of the strange sciences of his world. It also brings him an odd, unknown grub stolen from a secret government experiment so perilous it is sold to a ruthless drug lord–the same crime boss who hired Lin. The grub emerges from its cocoon, becomes an extraordinarily dangerous monster, and escapes Isaac’s lab to ravage New Crobuzon, even as his discovery becomes known to a hidden, powerful, and sinister intelligence. Lin disappears and Isaac finds himself pursued by the monster, the drug lord, the government and armies of New Crobuzon, and other, more bizarre factions, not all confined to his world


UrgetokillProduct Description

Homicide detective Frank Quinn can’t stay retired when a new breed of murdering madman is on the prowl. In a city terrorized by bloody brutality, Quinn and his team hunt a psychopath who lures beautiful women into a night of unbridled passion, then wakes them to a vicious, drawn-out death. Stumbling over a trail of horribly defiled bodies, Quinn can’t seem to catch up to the killer – because the killer is about to catch up to him.

monstrumologistProduct Description

These are the secrets I have kept. This is the trust I never betrayed.

But he is dead now and has been for more than forty years, the one who gave me his trust, the one for whom I kept these secrets.

The one who saved me…and the one who cursed me.

So begins the journal of Will Henry, orphaned assistant to Dr. Pellinore War throp, a man with a most unusual specialty: monstrumology, the study of monsters. In his time with the doctor, Will has met many a mysterious late-night visitor, and seen things he never imagined were real. But when a grave robber comes calling in the middle of the night with a gruesome find, he brings with him their most deadly case

yet.

Critically acclaimed author Rick Yancey has written a gothic tour de force that explores the darkest heart of man and monster and asks the question: When does a man become the very thing he hunts?

fullmoonFrom Booklist

Arthur’s suspenseful, colorful debut introduces readers to a world in which vampires and werepeople work side by side. Riley Jenson and her twin brother, Rhoan, have a secret: they are half vampire, half werewolf, which gives them extraordinary powers. Both are employed by the Directorate, which polices the supernatural world. Rhoan is a guardian, but Riley, wanting to keep a lower profile, is an operative. Her boss, Jack, wants to bring her into the ranks of the guardians, but she soon has her hands full when Rhoan disappears. Complicating matters is Quinn, the sexy vampire camped outside the apartment Riley shares with Rhoan, looking for Rhoan on a business matter. When Riley, Jack, and Quinn discover Rhoan’s disappearance is connectedto a shady company’s cloning experiments, Riley isn’t sure whom she can trust, especially when she learns one of her lovers may be involved in the conspiracy. Exciting fare with plenty of action, so that horror fans will eagerly anticipate the next installment in a fresh, sexy series.

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